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Lawyer Dies And Goes To Hell... Ah, The Joke World Is Confirmed

The lawyer died. Having not lived an all-that-honest life he found himself at the gates of Hell.

"Welcome to Hell." announced the Devil greeting him warmly.

"Glad you could join us. As your last taste of free will, you are allowed to choose which of three possible places that you will spend the rest of eternity."

There were three doors behind the Devil. He opened the first door. Flames shot into the room and the lawyer could see thousands of people amidst the fire.

"No." said the lawyer. "Not this one."

The Devil opened the second door. The lawyer could see thousands of people slaving away at a large rockpile. They were all being whipped as they hammered the large boulders into smaller boulders.

"No again" said the lawyer. Finally, the devil opened up that last door which showed thousands of people in a incredibly large lake with vomit up to their chins. All of them were chanting Don't make waves, don't make waves..

"That's awful!!" commented the lawyer in repulsion.

"You think that's bad?" asked the devil , "you should see it when the angels spend the weekend here with their motorboats!"

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