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Lawyer Dies And Goes To Heaven... Not From What I Read In These Jokes
A lawyer dies and goes to Heaven, where he is brought before God.
"A lawyer, eh?" says God. "We've never had a lawyer in Heaven before. Argue a point of the law for my edification."
The lawyer goes into panic and says, "Oh, God, I cannot think of an argument worthy of your notice. But I'll tell you what...you argue a point of the law and I'll refute you."
