How Long Did You Sleep With Your Ruler? Is This About The Partner Of A President Or Something? and other funny stories

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How Long Did You Sleep With Your Ruler? Is This About The Partner Of A President Or Something?

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

To see how long he slept.

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