Hospital Lounge Notice: Five Minutes humor

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Hospital Lounge Notice: Five Minutes

A hospital posted a notice in the nurse's lounge saying:

"Remember, the first five minutes of a human being's life are the most dangerous."

Underneath, a nurse had written: "The last five are pretty risky, too."

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