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Great Female Comebacks to Bad Chat Up Lines

Man: "Haven't we met before?"

Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"

Woman:"Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"

Woman:"Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"

Woman:"Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"

Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman:"That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"

Woman:"I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"

Woman:"Do not Enter"

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

Woman:"Unfertilized!"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"

Woman:"Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!

Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."

Woman:"You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?

Man: "I know how to please a woman."

Woman:"Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."

Woman:"Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

Man: "Your body is like a temple."

Woman:"Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."

Woman:"Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man:"I would go to the end of the world for you."

Woman:"Yes, but would you stay there?"

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