Birthday funny story: For His Birthday Little Patrick Asked For A 10-speed Bicycle

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For His Birthday Little Patrick Asked For A 10-speed Bicycle

For his birthday Little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said,

"Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is 180,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."

The next day the father saw Little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"

Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and I heard you tell Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an 180,000 mortgage and no friken bike!"

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