Funny: Fighting Over A Cow? Sounds Like My Local

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Fighting Over A Cow? Sounds Like My Local

There was the cartoon showing two people fighting over a cow. One was pulling the cow by the tail; the other was pulling on the horns. Underneath was a lawyer milking the cow.

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