Hilarious Proverbs jokes
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False Proverbs
- A closed mouth gathers no feet.
- A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
- A penny saved is ridiculous.
- A penny saved is just another damn thing for the cat to knock off of the dresser.
- All that glitters has a high refractive index.
- Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
- Anarchy is better than no government at all.
- Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object.
- Be moderate where pleasure is concerned, avoid fatigue.
- Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.
- Death is Nature's way of saying slow down
- Don't force it, get a larger hammer.
- Earn cash in your spare time... blackmail friends.
- Entropy isn't what it used to be.
- Fairy tales: horror stories for children to get them used to reality.
- God did not create the world in 7 days. He pulled an all-nighter on the 6th.
- Going the speed of light is bad for your age.
- Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
- Herblock's Law: If it's good, they will stop making it.
- History does not repeat itself, historians merely repeat each other.
- It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
- It works better if you plug it in.
- It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
- Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.
- Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
- Mediocrity thrives on standardization.
- Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.
- Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.
- The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
