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Everybody Hates Lawyers I Mean, Look At All The Jokes That Want To See Them Killed!

When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested, we call him an accomplice. When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law after the criminal gets arrested, we call him a defense attorney.

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