Even Turtles Are Fast Compared To Snails humor

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This is a funny animal joke about and turtles. We hope you have a laugh - and as always, keep smiling.

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Even Turtles Are Fast Compared To Snails

What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

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