Hilarious Christmas jokes
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Christmas Riddles
- What do you have in December that you don't have in an other month? The letter "D".
- What do you call a polar bear wearing ear muff? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
- What do you call a chicken at the North Pole? Lost.
- Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a 20 bill lying on the floor. Which one picked it up? Santa of course, because the other two don't exist.
- What happened when Santa's cat swallowed a ball of yarn? She had mittens.
- What do you call it when your Christmas tree explodes? A tannen-bomb. (Tannenbaum.)
- What's red and white and red and white and red and white? Santa Claus rolling down a hill.
- Where did the mistletoe go to become rich and famous? Holly-wood.
- Why did Frosty go to live in the middle of the ocean? Because snow man is an island.
