The funniest people jokes
This is a funny people joke about birthdays and unimportant. We hope you have a laugh - and as always, keep smiling.
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Birthdays Of Unimportant People
Jun.7th... Carlos Jeromack Inventor of the cardboard man hole cover.
Nov.23rd...Gloria Wouwerman Last woman to board a lifeboat on the Titanic, before it sailed.
Mar.13th...Isaac Grimaldi Opened the first Kosher restaurant in Saudi Arabia.
Dec.3rd...Jacques Q. Moed Paid 6.4 million at Christie's auction for the original Cinderella slipper autographed by her stepmother.
Apr.25th...Helen Bardot Made millions by adding numbers to alphabet soup recipe.
July 5th...Gerard K. Nerney Jr. Sued K-Mart claiming they used his middle initial without his authorization settled for 1.49.
Oct.18th...Rodrigo Keller Patented the first contact lens for seeing-eye dogs.
Jan.30th...Jessica Rolex Developed soundless wind chimes.
Aug.2nd...Rev.Francis Goldblum Proposed that death by stoning become an alternative to the electric chair or lethal injections...hey it's biblical.
May 22nd...Sherry Sugarman Successfully marketed recycled pixels to third world countries.
Sept.9th...Dr.Vinton Fiorina Locates surplus mother's milk for needy infants in large families.
