This is a funny farmer joke about belfast and skydiving. We hope you have a laugh - and as always, keep smiling.
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Belfast Skydiving
Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving. Late Sunday evening he was found in tree by a farmer.
"What happened?" asked the farmer.
Liam replied, "My parachute failed to open."
"Well," said the farmer, "if you had only asked the locals before you jumped, they would have told you nothing opens here on a Sunday."