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Bad Tech Support

I work as a consultant in the IT division of a big firm. One day the desktop computer I was using broke. It kept hanging up while loading the OS and printing some debug data on screen. It was quite obvious that something had gone awry with its hard disk, as it made horrible screeching noises.

After a call to the tech support, they sent a guy that was visibly out of place. First, he kept rebooting the PC, waiting for it to hang up, and staring blankly at the monitor. After the twentieth restart, he decided to call another technician for help. After some talking and twiddling, he finally decided, "Well, in my opinion, something has gone wrong with the sound card. You know, it's saying BAD VOLUME here."

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