Hilarious Travel jokes
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Automobile Acronyms
- AUDI -- Accelerates Under Demonic Influence -- Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
- BMW -- Beautiful Mechanical Wonder -- Big Money Work -- Bought My Wife -- Brutal Money Waster
- BUICK -- Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
- CHEVROLET -- Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trip -- Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
- DODGE -- Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater -- Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
- FIAT -- Failure in Italian Automotive Technology -- Fix It All the Time -- Fix It Again, Tony
- FORD -- First On Recall Day -- First On Rust and Deterioration -- Fix Or Repair Daily -- Found On Road, Dead -- Fault Of Research Development -- Fast Only Rolling Downhill
- GM -- General Maintenance
- GMC -- Garage Man's Companion -- Got A Mechanic Coming
- HONDA -- Had One, Never Did Again -- Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else
- HYUNDAI Hope You Understand Nothing's Dry And Inexpensive
- MAZDA -- Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
- OLDSMOBILE -- Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday.
- SAAB -- Send Another Automobile Back -- Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
- TOYOTA -- Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
- VOLVO -- Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
- VW -- Virtually Worthless
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Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick s Irregular Leftover Equipment
