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All Things Are Relative

A young man once asked God how long a million years was to him. God replied, "A million years to me is just like a single second in your time."

Then the young man asked God what a million dollars was to him. God replied," A million dollars to me is just like a single penny to you."

Then the young man got his courage up and asked:

"God, could I have one of your pennies?"

God replied," Certainly, just a second.

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