Funny mother's day jokes
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Act Your Age, Old Folk
- Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
- Yo mama so old her social security number is 1
- Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
- Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
- Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
- Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
- Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
- Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
- Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
- Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
