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A Snobbish Tourist

A snobbish tourist was visiting a small Australian village when he noticed a local man wearing a highly ornate necklace that featured 10 alligator teeth. He approached the man and in a condescending manner said:

"Goodness, what a fancy necklace! I guess you people must value alligator teeth the same way my people value pearls."

The man replied, "Well, anyone can open up an oyster."

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