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A Lawyer Finds Out He Has A Brain Tumor

A lawyer finds out he has a brain tumor, and it's inoperable in fact, it's so large, they have to do a brain transplant. His doctor gives him a choice of available brains there's a jar of rocket scientist brains for 10 an ounce, a jar of regular scientist brains for 15 an ounce, and a jar of lawyer brains for the princely sum of 800 an ounce. The outraged lawyer says,

"This is a ripoff how come the lawyer brains are so damned expensive?"

The doctor replies, "Do you know how many lawyers it takes to get an ounce of brains?"

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