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A Date With A French Horn Player
A girl went out on a date with a trumpet player, and when she came back her roommate asked,
"Well, how was it? Did his embouchure make him a great kisser?"
"Nah," the first girl replied.
"That dry, tight, tiny little pucker it was no fun at all."
The next night she went out with a tuba player, and when she came back her roommate asked: "Well, how was his kissing?"
"Ugh!" the first girl exclaimed. "Those huge, rubbery, blubbery, slobbering slabs of meat oh, it was just gross."
The next night she went out with a French horn player, and when she came back her roommate asked, "Well, how was his kissing?"
"Well," the first girl replied, "his kissing was just so-so but I loved the way he held me."
